Tiling in The Twilight Zone

The tile setters on the house are doing an outstanding job.  They take care with alignments and uniformity, and the quality shows.

Shower glass is on the construction schedule to be completed by May 10.  Plumbing fixtures are scheduled for completion by May 11.  We look forward to closing on May 18!

If you notice something odd about the previous paragraph, you're right!  The project has somehow gotten unstuck in time, like Vonnegut's Billy Pilgrim.  Except that things are out of sync, there are no answers to questions, the title company is wondering what's going on, and we need to move in 9 days.     So it goes.